Unnatural Selection?

[sakon76]

So there are anti-abortion protestors (who seem to be led by old white men) who stand with their stupid, hurtful signs every Saturday morning on a street corner I pass to go home from bellydance class.

Am I allowed to hope that they were taken by the raptors Rapture?

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[etothepii.livejournal.com]

1. Buy one of those reasonably large (the ones a child is supposed to carry in her arms) plastic baby dolls.
2. Strip it and cut a hole in its belly.
3. Mix some cottage cheese and a lot of red food coloring together in a small bowl (or the container it comes in, if it's small enough).
4. Insert the bowl into the hole in the plastic doll's belly, such that when it's on its back, it's basically a fancy bowl.
5. Walk by while the street corner while eating your cottage cheese (messy or with a spoon, whatever floats your boat).
6. Stop, stare at them, stare at their sign, stare at the doll in your hands.
7. ???
8. PROFIT