I think I speak for many of us when my response to Kermit and Miss Piggy permanently breaking up is "Bullshit."

I was already not enamored of the trailer for the new The Muppets TV series ABC will be airing this fall. But this? This has utterly eliminated any desire to see it.

I don't care if it's modern and edgy or whatever. It's TV For Grownups, aka Reality TV, and I have no interest in that.

I will go back to my The Muppet Show DVDs instead. And enjoy them with my husband and child. Because this new modern edgy Muppets crap? Is not Muppets.