Things that should be, and not be

[sakon76]

Something I want to exist: tiny padded manacles attached to the sides of changing tables, so that you can lock the toddler's arms more or less in place before you unfasten his diaper and his fingers beeline for his poop-smeared crotch, and then directly to his mouth.

Except that really wouldn't look good to non-parents, would it? So I guess I should be wanting a second, retractable pair of arms like Stitch's, to handle the problem.

And things from the other side of the coin, that I want not to exist: incest pairings in fanfic. I got really tired of scrolling past Elsanna tags for Frozen, and I'm getting to a similar point with Hidashi tags for Big Hero 6.

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[playswithworms.livejournal.com]

After changing niecelet diapers a few times, I completely understand, with the baby-cuffs! Although she hasn't quite advanced to the poo-grabbing stage yet - ack! XD