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[sakon76]

Sign of the way my mind works when I first awake: upon receiving a spam entitled "Expand Your Rod At Once" my first thought was "But I like Hot Rod the way he is!" then realized it was one of those Viagra ads.

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[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

Actually, "Expand your Rod At Once" sounds like really badly translated assembly instructions. "When connect wire, you should find sparkling to be badness if you do not expand your rod at once."
Or another line from that Latin Baby Got Back piece.
"Your buttocks make me expand my rod at once!"

Hee. My inner potty-mouth has been SO nurtured this week.

[sakon76.livejournal.com]

My dad thinks I should see about getting a job translating technical instruction manuals into English. Sometimes I'm tempted to see about it, except that I don't even know where one would apply!