ARG.

[sakon76]

No, lady, we do not have your contract. I have had our central office search their database under your SSN and two of your married names. Ditto for the (separate company) offices in LA and Riverside counties. I have additionally checked under a third married name and your maiden name. Nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch. None. We have no record of your or your deceased husband at our office. Ever. So go find your contract/receipts/whatever in your records and call me back THEN so I can figure out which office you are with. Because without the info on them, I cannot help you. You are not with my office, and I cannot magically produce that which does not exist. I am not that good.

Yes, this is a fairly typical workday for me.

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[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

You could say, "Oh, yeah, him. He's in the box under the boss' desk. We'd give him to ya, but then the desk would wobble somethin' fierce."

I say this having heard from a friend who was cleaning out her aunt's house after her aunt passed away. They lifted an old couch with a busted leg, propped up by a little metal box. My friend dusted off the box and read the words "IN LOVING MEMORY". Her cousin explained that Uncle always liked to be useful...