You could say, "Oh, yeah, him. He's in the box under the boss' desk. We'd give him to ya, but then the desk would wobble somethin' fierce."

I say this having heard from a friend who was cleaning out her aunt's house after her aunt passed away. They lifted an old couch with a busted leg, propped up by a little metal box. My friend dusted off the box and read the words "IN LOVING MEMORY". Her cousin explained that Uncle always liked to be useful...