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Aug. 3rd, 2004 10:51 pmVery little promotes good dental hygeine like having soup for dinner that contains ingredients which will kill one's husband.
Nothing frightens me as much as the realization that I almost didn't check the ingredients list.
Nothing frightens me as much as the realization that I almost didn't check the ingredients list.
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Date: 2004-08-05 01:15 pm (UTC)Did I ever tell you about two friends of mine who shall remain nameless, who went to the Pepper Party one Arisia? These friends, a married couple, ate not-insignificant quantities of jalapeno-laced chocolate at said party, then retired to their room for *ahem* marital activities without brushing their teeth.
The female half of this marriage experienced a fascinating sort of discomfort.
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Date: 2004-08-05 07:06 pm (UTC)Fortunately in our relationship I'm the fire-eater and he won't come near me if my breath smells of peppers.