New Morning Routine

[sakon76]

Get up. Go to the bathroom and spit, rinse, and gingerly use the toothbrush to clean out as much of the overnight mucus and seepage as possible. "Gingerly" on the toothbrush because the bedtime painkillers have worn off and your mouth doesn't want to open very wide.

Put on bathrobe and slippers. Grab empty water glass, tube of chapstick, and melted but fortunately not leaking ice pack off the dresser, and sneak out to the kitchen, letting Wonderful Husband lie sleeping.

Refill glass of water. Locate spoon and fish container of yogurt out of fridge. Retreat to office and read e-mail and blogs while consuming yogurt so that you can take painkiller after some food is in your stomach.

Let cat (Sushi) maul your right thigh through the bathrobe with his clawful kneading. Eventually he will give up on it and play the part of a lapwarmer.

Ponder breakfast, and then another round of rinsing your mouth with brine (bleagh).

Take over world.