Cook All The Things

So I have a schedule. Which goes something like this.

Today: Make cranberry sauce (check!) and pie dough to chill in the fridge overnight.

Tomorrow: Make pies. And turkey #1. And stuffing #1 with it. And the soup. And the vegetarian quiche. And the whipped cream.

Overmorrow: Make Every Frickin Thing Else. Feast. Collapse.

Also, somewhere in there, Clean All The Things. Repair the chairs. Put the insert in the dining table, break out the nice card table, find the linens, and make sure all the cutlery is clean.

Friday: Sanity returns. Also, do not go shopping on this day. Read books instead.

I really hope to have this "faking adulthood" thing mastered by the time Squiddle's old enough to notice. :)