On Me and Academia

Every few years I ponder going back to college and getting my Master's in creative writing. Then I actually go to CSULB's website, look at the coursework requirement, and remember that I (1) do not have the time, (2) do not have the money, and (3) did not actually enjoy bullshitting my way through seemingly endless papers to get the two Bachelor's degrees I do have. Sanity pervails.